Punctuation Matters

Why Punctuation Matters

"Woman, without her man, is nothing."
"Woman! Without her, man is nothing!"

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

Christmas has been cancelled

Apparently you told him that you were GOOD this year.

He died laughing.