Who really loves you the most?

This really works...! If you don't believe it, just try this simple experiment.

Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of the car.
Wait 1 hour.
Open the trunk.

Who's more excited to see you?

In more than 2000 years

What have we learned in 2,064 years?

"The budget should be balanced, the treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt.

People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance." - Cicero, 55 BC

Evidently nothing

originally sent to me via email written by an unknown author

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I was later shown this link, which kind of diffused the fun out the email I posted above, but oh well.

http://message.snopes.com/showpost.php?p=570302&postcount=6

Apparently it is a false quote :-(